[ she snickers. Surprising people when they're alone in a place they think only they have the keys to never gets old. With a pair of quick gestures, she switches on both the microphone for the kitchen camera and a voice changer program to distort the way she sounds into something more androgynous. Can't be too careful. ]

With how outdated it is? It was basically like walking through an open door. Tech doesn't stand still and wait for you to catch up, amigo.

And I didn't hear anything special about it. I just watched the same commercial as you did. [ she clears her throat dramatically before continuing in an overly chipper tone: ] "Combined with exercise and healthy eating, Legentifax has been clinically proven to improve symptoms of muscular dystrophy and aging." [ a laugh, then back to her "normal" voice. ] Like, c'mon. You can't really believe that's what's responsible for you feeling better.