[ well, well. No pushback at all. Sombra laughs, about to say she could get it by five today—but stops herself with a hum. Why set herself that strict an ETD for such an easy job? ]
All right. 5 tomorrow, after your tea. [ an amused huff. ] Ay, you really are an old man. Didn't that kind of thing go out of fashion like a thousand years ago?
[ there's a soft chuckle that comes from him — and, well, now he wants tea. therefore, he begins his move back to the blender as he speaks: ]
Oh, very. Comes with the age. [ with that said, he pulls back a drawer and takes out a cup and a small platter. ] And I happen to love tea. Don't you have some favorites that you enjoy indulging in?
[ tea over scotch; he brings out a small tin container before tightening the scotch bottle shut. ]
Sure. I've got my favorite drinks too. They're way more exciting than tea.
[ like mezcal or tequila—but Ballistic doesn't need to know that. Even something as innocuous as liquor preferences can be used to figure out someone's identity. ]
And they're easier for robots to get right on the first try. [ ;) ]
[ already he knows exactly what they're talking about. a sigh leaves his throat as he thinks about the robot's several accidents and how much restoration has to be done with the east wing of his mansion.
two teaspoons of loose leaf lady grey in the tea pot as the kettle heats up. ]
The robot's a much better squadmate than a butler. His aim reliable and his quickness astounding. [ he taps on the table once and a hologram of a clock appears. once the water's at the precise temperature that he deems perfect, august pours it in the tea pot and starts the alarm for five minutes. ] And despite his mistakes, he can be a good listener — and don't tell him I said that.
[ in spite of her lack of interest in everything tea, Sombra watches Ballistic prepare his with some curiosity. He's so methodical about it, he could probably do it blindfolded. For a second, her fingers tingle with the temptation of making the alarm go off too early or too late. Then it passes. Pranks are better when they don't know they're being watched. ]
No promises. Not for free, anyways. [ she grins. ] Afraid he's gonna think you're his friend if he knows?
Cat person here, remember? Besides, bots and I don't really get along.
[ it's like they have a sixth sense for hackers. Can't blame them, but that doesn't keep the impulse to take a peek at their programming from popping up anyways. Or her from indulging it. ]
But it would be nice to have one around to take care of the little things. [ like meals... and cleaning. ] As long as they didn't wreck the whole place in the process.
I haven't forgotten. He's just that friendly, is all. Even to the murderous simulacrums in the Games.
[ like how a dog may be friendly to an annoyed cat, he thinks. several annoyed cats that would rather slice him, and yet he notices how pathfinder persists. ]
Ah, yes. You have the power to see his mistakes for yourself. [ the fire was recorded after all. ] I should have given him even simpler tasks.
[ Sombra laughs. Usually it's a snooze digging through past CCTV footage, but the domino effect that led to the whole wing burning down had been hilarious to watch. ]
At this point all he has finally learned to do properly is a cup of tea. And manslaughter in the games, to my initial surprise. Thought I'd never see him again.
[ he's so glad he has, truth be told. ]
There's so much work to do still despite it being a while.
Yeah. Some things you just gotta do yourself if you want them done right.
[ story of her life, basically. But she can always count on people like Ballistic to outsource anyways, despite the risks; that's what they're used to doing living their posh lifestyle. That's what makes them vulnerable. ]
And, speaking of... guess I should go get what you asked for. I'll send you a way to pay me once I have it.
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All right. 5 tomorrow, after your tea. [ an amused huff. ] Ay, you really are an old man. Didn't that kind of thing go out of fashion like a thousand years ago?
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Oh, very. Comes with the age. [ with that said, he pulls back a drawer and takes out a cup and a small platter. ] And I happen to love tea. Don't you have some favorites that you enjoy indulging in?
[ tea over scotch; he brings out a small tin container before tightening the scotch bottle shut. ]
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[ like mezcal or tequila—but Ballistic doesn't need to know that. Even something as innocuous as liquor preferences can be used to figure out someone's identity. ]
And they're easier for robots to get right on the first try. [ ;) ]
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two teaspoons of loose leaf lady grey in the tea pot as the kettle heats up. ]
The robot's a much better squadmate than a butler. His aim reliable and his quickness astounding. [ he taps on the table once and a hologram of a clock appears. once the water's at the precise temperature that he deems perfect, august pours it in the tea pot and starts the alarm for five minutes. ] And despite his mistakes, he can be a good listener — and don't tell him I said that.
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No promises. Not for free, anyways. [ she grins. ] Afraid he's gonna think you're his friend if he knows?
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[ "Hi again, elderly friend!"
"Would you like me to take care of the thorns from the roses again, Mr. Sir August?"
and august ends up chuckling in front of the robot — what an impact pathfinder has made in his life. ]
I'm sure he'd treat you as a friend as well if ever you meet him. Like a labrador, that one.
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[ it's like they have a sixth sense for hackers. Can't blame them, but that doesn't keep the impulse to take a peek at their programming from popping up anyways. Or her from indulging it. ]
But it would be nice to have one around to take care of the little things. [ like meals... and cleaning. ] As long as they didn't wreck the whole place in the process.
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[ like how a dog may be friendly to an annoyed cat, he thinks. several annoyed cats that would rather slice him, and yet he notices how pathfinder persists. ]
Ah, yes. You have the power to see his mistakes for yourself. [ the fire was recorded after all. ] I should have given him even simpler tasks.
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Like dusting off figurines?
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[ he's so glad he has, truth be told. ]
There's so much work to do still despite it being a while.
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[ story of her life, basically. But she can always count on people like Ballistic to outsource anyways, despite the risks; that's what they're used to doing living their posh lifestyle. That's what makes them vulnerable. ]
And, speaking of... guess I should go get what you asked for. I'll send you a way to pay me once I have it.
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I'll leave you to your work then.
[ there's a small tip of his head before he proceeds to pour the lady grey in a tea cup. ]